kent brockman interview

after months and months of persuation Kunty B has finally given into an interview for the CCC.freshly just emailed to me is this transcipt of the kunt brockman interview telling everyone what his current affairs are, enjoy.

we've kept the interviewee anonymous to keep him protected.





G r a h a m N o r t o n : So Kent , tell me how are things with the ladies at the moment ?

K e n t : Girls . . . . ALWAYS mess me around , hurt me , cheat me and play with my feelings! i am sick of it , i i found my true love . . . but it didnt work out!


G r a h a m N o r t o n : Thats a shame , tell me about your new girlfriend . Shes called Laura isnt she ?

K e n t : THIS GIRL ! ^ ^ ^ IS TO PERFECT TO BE TRUE! Love her to bits she truly understands who i am , what i want and is like no other girl! shes helped me though a lot recently and i thank her with all my heart ! x


G r a h a m N o r t o n : Oh Kent , thats so sweet . Youve bought a tear to my ( japs ) eye . So tell me about what you like to do with your free time ?

Kent : I play drums and i am prety mint on them !


G r a h a m N o r t o n : And youre so modest too , I like that in a man . In fact there is only one thing that I prefer in a man . My penis , obviously . Is there anything else you like to do ?

K e n t : I love bmxing , BEST thing in my life


G r a h a m N o r t o n : Oh that sounds like a lot of fun , are you any good at it ?

K e n t : I am well good now , GUTTED cuntley and the 4 pegs CREW!


G r a h a m N o r t o n : I dont really know what that means but it all sounds fascinating . Now I cant help but notice your haircut and dress sense is different to most people , anything youd like to say about that?

K e n t : so . . . i have the EMO hair and fashion?!
that means i CUT myself and CRY?! yeah right!
stop being so stereotypical and pathetic!


G r a h a m N o r t o n : Calm down there Kent , I was only asking! This is an interview after all . Before we end this is there anyone youd like to thank?

K e n t : I have the B E S T mates ever , best buddies from college , mark , newbz bmxers and newbz mates .

G r a h a m N o r t o n : Fantastic , would you like to come for a drink with me ?
(kent leaves with haste) thanks kent