going down on that bushy black carpet...

nuuurrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmh, slurp. who loves carpet?
i know i bloody do!
a bit of ply' and sharp stanley to the carpet and there you go.
bish bash bosh, loads of dosh!

fuck putting any bikes on my premium shag pile, no.

im gunna get on of those robotic hoovers that work off infer-red and lazer-beams.

biotchiz!